9/17/01
(Conclusion)
Deitological
Discussion ...
Vengeful God: I didn't mean, you know… I didn't think…
Loving God: That's right, you didn't think. You were acting like a little whiny, bored bitch. Isn't that right?
Vengeful God: Now, hold on. I'm not no --
Loving God: Little. Bitch.
Vengeful God: What?
Loving God: Say it.
Vengeful God: Say what?
Loving God: Say you're a little bitch.
Vengeful God: Hey, fuck you!
Loving God: Say it. Or I'll incinerate the bastards myself.
Vengeful God: Hey, no! Dude, knock it off!
Loving God: Say it.
Vengeful God: …
Loving God: I'm waiting.
Vengeful God: I'm… (mumble mumble)
Loving God: What was that?
Vengeful God: You're a deity! You can hear me just fine, you asshole!
Loving God: I want to hear it out loud. So the angels can hear.
Vengeful God: You suck.
Loving God: Say it.
Vengeful God: I'm… l'ilbitch.
Loving God: A little bitch who can't enunciate.
Vengeful God: Would you stop already? All ruining my rep and shit. Why you always gotta be right?
Loving God: Because I am. Now settle down.
Vengeful God. So what are we doing this week?
Loving God: Resting. Letting them sort it all out.
Vengeful God: Hey, I know! I've got this earthquake I've been sitting on that we could --
Loving God: What did I just say?
Vengeful God: Rest. Let them sort it out. God, you're boring.
Loving God: You would have been even more bored if you'd destroyed it all. Isn't that right?
Vengeful God: I'm gonna go play some foozball. Are you in, or what?
Loving God: I got blue.
Vengeful God: You always get blue.
Loving God: That's because I'm not a little bitch.
Vengeful God: Could you keep your voice down? Please?
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