I've been sick lately. I think I might have
the ass cancer.
Heh. That was funny.
It would almost be worth having it to be able to walk around saying
you have ass cancer
Beth: Oh, i disagree.
kind of cancer do you have? Brain, lung?" "Ass. I have ass
Beth: Now, if you got to say you had the ass GOUT... That
might be worth it.
have the ass gout." Naw. Not as funny.
Beth: "So what did the doctor say?" "Well,
it's the gout. The ass gout." Yeah, you're right. not as funny.
have cancer, Mom. Cancer of the ass. My ass has six months to live."
Beth: When you have ass cancer, and you get ass chemotherapy,
does your ass go bald?
God, I hope so.
Beth: Do you get to wear an ass wig?
have a program in which hirsute people donate their ass hair to those
who are in need."
Beth: "Locks of Ass."
Yikes. I mean... YIKES!.
called 'Asses for Caring' " or "The Assweave Foundation."
Beth: "Because we care about ass hair... and you should,
too. Please do not send in donations of ass hair that are less than
six inches long. They will be discarded."
even cancer patients, have the right to have a hairy ass. We WILL
fight this syndrome. Hairs shorter than six inches will be given to
our pediatric ass cancer ward. Please give to the National Ass Baldness
That Was Caused By Chemotherapy for Ass Cancer Institute."