Stay warm when you get fired!
The Terribly Happy Candle

They fired you. They turned off your heat. They put you out on the street. Could things be any worse? It's time to look on the bright, lit side with this Terribly Happy candle. Made from real wax, all you'll need is to bum a match from your um, bum friends and you'll be warm through the cold, dark night. Also good for romantic situations.

 

Price: $6.95 each

 

 


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