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Saturday, December 17, 2005
Cellphone Camera Adventures: Part 1
Taken at a Luby's men's room in San Antonio.
Now, if you work at a Luby's and there's a combination lock on the toilet roll dispenser, you can draw a very stunning conclusion here: your manager felt it necessary to protect, by means of a security measure requiring someone to memorize a combination, two rolls of toilet paper.
Do with that information what you will, Luby's worker.
Friday, December 16, 2005
The first of two back-to-back Life & Arts centerpieces I wrote for the Statesman recently appears in today's paper. It's a gadget accessories gift guide for the holidays.
They left my byline off the online version for some reason, but I'm trying to get that fixed. I assure you that I did write it, though, and that the text didn't magically appear out of thin air and onto the pages of the newspaper.
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
Today's Space Monkeys! comic is pretty dirty. Just a warning.
PJ came over on Friday and we were trying to come up with a decent idea and this one spilled forth from a Newsweek article I'd seen that uses the name "Space Monkey" as a euphemism for autoerotic asphyxiation. The rest, as they say, writes itself.
Ricky Gervais! Podcast!
I had no idea this was even in the works. It's like getting an early Christmas gift from the world at large.
Tuesday, December 13, 2005
Fa la la la la la, la la la Lex
A new Smallville recap is up, my last for the year:
A Star Wars Christmas -- Lex goes all Anakin Skywalker as he sees what would happen if he abandoned his ambitions and embraced his good side. Ultimately, Queen Lanadala's premature death causes Lex to flip out and confirm that, yep, evil is for him.
Sunday, December 11, 2005
I found it sad and sort of hilarious that I found out about Richard Pryor's death tonight at a restaurant called "Cracker Barrel."
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